Friday, March 27, 2009

What, Me Study?!

Jaded woman at Amherst College to equally motivated fellow students:
"I can't take school seriously."
Upon seeing me approach:
"I guess I shouldn't be saying that."
Suppressing the urge to draw upon my arsenal of blonde jokes, I merely replied:
"Hey, that's okay, I don't work here."
Not exactly the kind of thing they want US News and World Report to hear.

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