"Old Europe"?

from a student paper:

"Anti-Judaism, which reached its height in Middle-Aged European countries, was firmly based in religious belief."

Eye-Sore

"We're still tied up in the word and the number and that old hierarchy. The image was there before the word, and we are really going fuddy-duddy."

—faculty member, in discussion of curriculum and standards, criticizing the emphasis on improving student writing, analytical reasoning, and quantitative skills

The Write Stuff

"I'm curious as to why we think all students need to write well."

—faculty member in discussion about requirements and standards

Time Out

Best campus announcement of the day

"Looking for a desk clock =)
Do you have a desk clock that you don't need any more? I'm looking for a non-electronic desk clock to remind me of the reality."

Death Threat

Student walking, and talking on cellphone:

"Mom! I'm not gonna die from swine flu!"

Words, Just Words

Colleague at meeting, declining to end some already overly lengthy extemporaneous remarks:

"I'm trying not to ramble, so let me just keep talking for a minute."

Stephen Fry: "funniest ever" mating ritual

BBC NEWS | Science & Environment | Fry finds 'funniest ever' mating ritual

When Stephen Fry goes in search of the rare kakapo - "the old night parrot of New Zealand" - he finds himself privy to an unusual mating ritual which is "one of the funniest things he has ever seen".

well, except, perhaps for that of our students—but this is hard to top.

Slogans Seen on Campus Cars

What people are thinking (or want you to think)—a selection from vehicles in a Hampshire College parking lot:

Virginia Shag: Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of the Flying Nun

Student in class discussion about the teaching of history:

"The only thing most people know about Thomas Jefferson nowadays is that he wrote the Declaration of Independence and had an affair with Sally Fields [sic]."

This is evidently how we are punished: it will now be difficult to get this rather disturbing image out of my head.

Dirty history? Academic Fields Arranged by Purity

History is not even on the chart.

from xkcd: A webcomic of romance, sarcasm, math, and language

White House Beer Gathering: Our Great National "Teachable Moment" Squandered

Beer summit: If this was a "teachable moment," then why did Obama drink Bud Light (two self-evident mistakes there), and Biden, a non-alcoholic Buckler? Gates and Crowley showed far better taste in the choice of, respectively, our fine local Sam Adams (though again a light) and Blue Moon. An educational opportunity squandered.

Several brewing companies sought to use the opportunity to promote their products, in the process developing various ingenious historical-political rationales to support the choice of their brand:

Yuengling of Pennsylvania said,

”Family owned and operated since 1829, we've been a part of conflict resolution for over 180 years!"

Sierra Nevada argued:

“We believe that we are the perfect fit for the matter at hand, and a great choice to represent and facilitate the resilience and understanding of the American people. Sierra Nevada [can] reinforce the idea that whether black or white, rich or poor, we are all first and foremost Americans. American citizens should support American beer.

“Think global, drink local."

Of course, the religious fanatics did not hesitate to condemn the summit as fostering the corruption of youth, that argument didn’t seem to get any traction with the mass of the population, which was mostly curious about which bottles would end up on the table (and, oh yes, secondarily, in the substance of the conversation that they would accompany).

Two light beers and one non-alcoholic one? A great teachable moment squandered.

We are a long way from the advanced culture of the Czech Republic, as Radio Praha affirms:

Ex-President Vaclav Havel may be the best spokesman beer has ever had in the Czech Republic, at least in public office. Havel loves to take visiting politicians to pubs. He once skipped a function in the U.S. to go drink beer and watch John Cale. In fact, one of Havel's plays is based on the time he spent working in a brewery before the Revolution.

"I suppose that drinking beer in pubs has got a good influence on the behaviour of Czech society, because beer contains less alcohol than for example wine, vodka or whisky and therefore people's polical chat in pubs is less crazy."

This was actually very similar to the attitude of German and other Central European immigrants to Wisconsin in the 19th century. They were in the habit of taking the whole family, children included, to events at which beer was served. This scandalized the prudes. To the Germans, Czechs, and other new arrivals, however, beer, consumed in moderation, was simply part and parcel of an ordinary meal and daily conviviality. What horrified them, by contrast, was the apparent American belief that a normal relationship with alcohol consisted of one man and one bottle of whiskey in a saloon.

To return to the White House:

It was a particular disgrace that Budweiser was featured (the "light" in Bud light is self-evidently execrable). In the first place, it's awful beer. The color alone—or lack thereof—sends shivers down the spine. In the second place, Budweiser uses corn and rice, and so, its products would not even qualify as beer by traditional Central European standards (the famous German beer purity law allows only hops, malt, and water. The English long rejected hops as some sort of bizarre continental toxic additive, but that's another episode in that nation's vexed relationship with culinary arts and gustatory pleasures). Third, and finally: to add insult to injury, Budweiser used the full power of its monetary and legal resources to assert its claim to use the name of the famous South Bohemian beer town (German: Budweis; Czech: České Budějovice) in marketing its insipid liquid, while the original breweries of that noble city are forced to sell under the names of Budvar and Czechvar here in the States. (The Wikipedia entry for the city cleverly and delicately states that "The American lager was originally brewed as an imitation of the famous Czech original but over time has developed its own identity and attained remarkable commercial success"—the emphasis should be on "remarkable," of course. But I digress.)

Still, the Democrats have learned something since the notorious day when Massachusetts Governor Michael Dukakis invited two down-to-earth labor leaders to his house, asked, “Can I get you guys a beer?”, and returned with a bottle and two glasses. He got creamed in the presidential election.

To recap: Four bottles—two lights and one non-alcoholic—for four guys? Not yet up to Czech standards, but we're learning.

As for me, I've been enjoying a good old-fashioned American Leinenkugel's ("The Pride of Chippewa Falls, Wisconsin Since 1867").

Here, a proper Czech meal with beverages:

Those interested in pursuing the history of the American relationship to beer would do well to consult the recent book by our colleague Amy Mittleman.

Practical Things You Can Learn from Studying Science--lessons from history

One of my favorite science anecdotes (and I get to work in: genetics, fish, history, and the devil).

Glad I am not the teacher reading that paper

Stereotypes notwithstanding, this one is actually from UMass rather than Hampshire.

Student recounting story:

So I knock on his door and say, "Man, where the hell were you?! We had a job scheduled, and you didn't show up!"

He says, "I had a paper to write."

So, I said: "Is that why your room smells of frigging weed??!!

Multiple Universe Disorder (continued)

Just discovered the fly in the ointment of my exceedingly cunning multiverse work reduction plan: students whose files were marked incomplete are now protesting, claiming that they already turned in the papers--in the parallel universe.

Smartasses.

Damn. I knew I should not have twittered about this.

Multiple Universe Disorder (continued)

now able to eat lunch and listen to music because one of my alternate selves is marking student papers, & the other is sorting the recycling

Multiple Universe Disorder (continued)

now starting to get into the idea of the "multiverse," sensing the endless possibilities

Multiple Universe Disorder

Suddenly disturbed at the thought of the existence, yea, necessity of multiple universes. Does this mean that I have to clean out an infinite number of litterboxes, vacuum an infinite number of rugs?

Pride goeth . . . ? (well, it's certainly out and about)

The role of the professor:

"I had to create this persona where I walk around as a real force on campus"

Coulda been a lot worse?

"Without their help this project would be much, much worse"

--from the acknowledgments in one of our students' senior theses

It was in fact quite good (to start with, as well), and this modest portrayal of self and expression of gratitude toward teachers is actually one of the nicest compliments.

Billionaires and Students: How to Succeed in Life

During an appearance before the Commonwealth Club in San Francisco, oil man T. Boone Pickens recounted how he floundered in college at Oklahoma State, and what his father told him to set him straight:

"'Son,' he said . . . 'your mother and I don't think you're on the same plan we are for graduation,' and I had to agree . . . . He said, 'Let me just give you a little advice.' He said, 'Son,' he said, 'A fool with a plan can beat a genius with no plan, and what we're afraid of, is, your mother and I are afraid of, that we have a son that's a fool with no plan.'"